"Mystery Answered"

Good Morning and I am bringing you a live report from Toon world.
Today we may find out one of those ridiculous questions that has confounded man's curiosity for generations. Why, did the chicken cross the road? Would the answer be the same for all chickens that attempt to cross? This is ground breaking news my friends. Surely you find it as exciting as your local six o'clock evening report and your eleven o'clock "Eye Witness."
I'm going to leave this "sensational news story to Sport McWee and go back in and have another side of cartoons...Robbay