"A New Worlds Record"

Good Morning and I hope it's an easy Wednesday.
Ever noticed the ridiculous sports records that are kept to a respective sport. Some are important , like most consecutive games played , most home runs, and so forth..The sports casters always get carried away...with the fill they give us while games are being played...like " most passes caught since signing the XX million dollar contact." They fill us with useless information. Now, we get character analysis , health , wealth and soap opera overtones..,then maybe some game reporting.Well, here's an important one from Mouseville, and a side of cartoons...Robbay